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Rewatching Charmed from season three. I need a good show to watch so might as well stick with what I know.

On a semi-related note, it amazes me how even after a few years of being witches and fighting demons and whatnot, the sisters were still so reluctant to believe in things like fairies etc. 

Guess who’s planning their wedding…

Yes, I am planning my wedding.

Yes, I am already married. My husband and I just celebrated our four year anniversary last month. The thing is, we never got to have a ceremony. Last time, it was just the two of us in front of a justice of the peace in an empty room at the town hall. Now, we have the love and support of family and friends and we want to make it super official.

I think we found a place where we can do the ceremony and reception all in one, which is what we both want. We’re looking at about 60ish people, so not too big but not a small get together either. This is still going to get expensive though. I’m so excited but anxious too. This won’t be for another year at least but I’m really looking forward to finally doing the big event in front of the family. 

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.

Most of the time, I think Social Darwinism is a nefarious and unethical practice. But, sometimes…

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do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.